MODERN TIMES….Earlier today at Calpundit HQ:
ME: I’m going to the movies. I’ll be back in time for the game.
THE MISSUS: OK. What time is it?
ME: 3:30. And I know you’ll have some divided loyalties here, but I expect you to fully support your husband’s team.
MISSUS: Oh. Are they playing Cal?
ME: Yeah. But look, that’s how it goes when you get married. You leave your parents behind and adopt your husband’s football loyalties.
MISSUS: Wait a second. How come you don’t adopt my football loyalties?
Can you believe anything so ridiculous? Where’s the Moral Majority when you need them?