Department of Random Whining

DEPARTMENT OF RANDOM WHINING….I have a few observations I’d like to bring to everyone’s attention:

  • If you’re chattering with a friend in a hotel corridor at 2 am, the people inside the rooms can hear you. Honest.

  • When you step through a door (or exit an escalator or get off an airplane), you will block traffic if you immediately stop to ponder your next move. You should take a few steps first.

  • Always use your turn signal. Oddly enough, it’s for people ahead of you and off to your side, not just for people behind you.

That is all. You may continue to go about your business.