Advice From the Opposition

ADVICE FROM THE OPPOSITION….A campaign manifesto for the Democratic Party:

These guys are corrupt and incompetent. They have screwed up the Iraq war, turned FEMA into a joke and landed the next generation with a mountain of debt. We’re for making the homeland safer, winning back our allies, and taking on the Iranian dictatorship. We’re for energy independence, universal healthcare and balancing the budget again.

Um, yeah, sounds good to me. So why isn’t someone on our side saying something like this?