More Mockery

MORE MOCKERY….More Hugh Hewitt mockery by John Holbo over at Crooked Timber. Of course, John has a fancy post-somethingorother degree and a more creative mind than me, so his mockery is a lot funnier than mine:

Subtler and ultimately more satisfying would be a genuine, 24-karat gold-plated imitation 24. In the first episode, “Download PDF For Murder”, terrorists have encrypted their plans in an email attachment that can only be read using the latest version of Adobe Reader. Sweaty ?which wire do I cut?? tension as the heroes race against time to crack the main Adobe site. ?This mouse has TWO buttons!? ?Just PICK one!?

Read the rest. It’s a weekend!