Quote Mongering

QUOTE MONGERING….Chad Orzel says the latest blog timewaster is to head over to the Quote Randomizer and pick the first five quotes that “reflect who you are or what you believe.”

Sounds like fun. But on the theory that you can judge a man more by his enemies than his friends, how about the first five quotes that you think are a crock of shit? Here are mine:

  1. You should not live one way in private, another in public.
    Publilius Syrus (~100 BC)

    Why not? Do you really want your neighbors walking around in public in their underwear scratching their butts?

  2. If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory.
    William Hazlitt (1778 – 1830)

    Then how come Rudy Ruettiger doesn’t play for the Steelers?

  3. I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn’t learn something from him.
    Galileo Galilei (1564 – 1642)

    Galileo obviously didn’t get out enough.

  4. Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist that there is no God.
    Heywood Broun (1888 – 1939)

    I so wish this were true. And perhaps if I had died in 1939 I would have believed it too.

  5. You can never learn less, you can only learn more.
    Keith Degreen

    Then explain George W. Bush.