Congress vs. Nickelback: The Real Action is in the Cross Tabs

I can’t tell if this is a spoof:

When asked if they have a higher opinion of either Congress or a series of unpleasant or disliked things, voters said they had a higher opinion of root canals (32 for Congress and 56 for the dental procedure), NFL replacement refs (29-56), head lice (19-67), the rock band Nickelback (32-39), colonoscopies (31-58), Washington DC political pundits (34- 37), carnies (31-39), traffic jams (34-56), cockroaches (43-45), Donald Trump (42-44), France (37-46), Genghis Khan (37-41), used-car salesmen (32-57), and Brussels sprouts (23-69) than Congress.

Congress did manage to beat out telemarketers (45-35), John Edwards (45-29), the Kardashians (49-36), lobbyists (48-30), North Korea (61-26), the ebola virus (53-25), Lindsay Lohan (45-41), Fidel Castro (54-32), playground bullies (43-38), meth labs (60- 21), communism (57-23), and gonorrhea (53-28).

Here’s the basic pattern:

It’s interesting that Congress is so unpopular among conservatives, given they control half of it. Or, conversely, that it’s so popular among people who are very liberal, given that Congress mostly appears in the news as an opponent of Obama. With n=830 and 13% of respondents characterizing themselves as very liberal, that’s 108 very liberal respondents so the standard error on their estimates is .5/sqrt(108) = .05. So these numbers don’t look like pure noise.

But the real action is in the crosstabs.

Surprisingly, liberals and conservatives have roughly the same opinion of Fidel Castro (relative to Congress):

True to type, conservatives sympathize with playground bullies, and liberals are a bunch of big babies:

Amazingly enough, gonorrhea nearly holds its own among moderates. If supporting an STD is what it takes to be a political moderate, I don’t want to be one:

Finally, I noticed that Brussels sprouts are unpopular among extreme liberals. Maybe this fits in with the “big babies” stereotype again:

This looks like it’s straight from the Onion:

“We all know Congress is unpopular,” said Dean Debnam, President of Public Policy Polling. “But the fact that voters like it even less than cockroaches, lice, and Genghis Khan really shows how far its esteem has fallen with the American public over the last few weeks.”

But all those crosstabs . . . they look real. So I don’t know what to think.

P.S. I hate to link to a robopoll. I think robopollsters are worse than cockroaches, the Kardashians, and carnies (but better than Ebola, root canal, and John Edwards).

[Cross-posted at The Monkey Cage]

Andrew Gelman

Andrew Gelman is a professor of statistics and political science and director of the Applied Statistics Center at Columbia University.