GIBBERISH….Can someone please tell me what the hell this William F. Buckley column means? It just sounds like gibberish to me. Until the last line, that is…

It would be nice if Chirac were to appear in due course at the White House, drop his pants, and wave his white under drawers, surrendering to the superior statesmanship of President Bush.

…at which point it leaves gibberish behind and tries to imitate the sophisticated humor of South Park. I thought WFB was supposed to be an intellectual?