MARKETING….Maddy Adamec has discovered the secret of marketing: everybody says their product is great. But they would say that, wouldn’t they? So how can you believe any of it?

Sheesh, she’s only eleven and she’s already onto us. Time to think up a new scam.

Oh, and cats on leashes? Cats are simply much too smart for this kind of nonsense, Maddy. It just wastes valuable time that could be used for sleeping.

In other news, I’m happy to report that I’m now on the twins’ blogroll, one of only two non-relatives. But neither one has linked to one of my posts yet….

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