Just Asking

JUST ASKING….Pandagon today:

Last Thursday I was at a store in Delaware, buying “spirits”, shall we say. I had two bottles in my hand – one Skyy, one Grey Goose. A clerk comes up to me, as I’m picking between fairly expensive vodkas, and asks me if I’d like to know where the malt liquor is.

Say, um, Jesse, you wouldn’t happen to be one of those non-white folks I hear so much about, would you?

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