Sneezing

SNEEZING….A few years ago I was talking with some friends when one of them sneezed. Three times. Then she did it again, and again she sneezed three times.

When I sneeze, I always sneeze twice. Some other people apparently sneeze only once.

And then there are the outliers: one friend sneezes about a dozen times when she sneezes, and my mother tells me ? and you can’t doubt your mother, can you? ? that my father never sneezed. Ever.

That sure would have been a nice genetic quirk to inherit. Instead I got his high cholesterol. Sigh.

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