I QUIT….Mark Schmitt is writing about the conventions of resignation letters over at The Decembrist, which reminds me of my personal favorite resignation letter of all time:

I have cleaned out my desk and will not be back.

This was scrawled on a piece of greenbar paper ripped from a nearby printer. I can’t say that we were exactly surprised that this person decided to quit, but the way she did it sure provided us with some welcome comic relief.