INTERNETS….Why did George Bush mysteriously refer to multiple “internets” last night? Has he never used a computer before in his life?

Au contraire! In fact, it turns out that Bush has a private internet of his very own ? which explains why he sometimes seems to live in a private little fantasyland that none of the rest of us have access to.

Anyway, after Bush let this secret slip Lance McCord managed to grab a quick screenshot before getting booted off. Here’s what George Bush’s private world looks like.

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