Career Advice

CAREER ADVICE….From the “You Learn New Things Every Day” file:

If you’re a good looking straight guy in need of easy money, find a gay restaurant or bar and become a waiter or bar-tender. Gay men are great tippers, and they’re even better tippers if you’re hot. (Don’t even think of getting tips from lesbians. There are exceptions, of course, but in general, look elsewhere.) I have a straight friend who made a small fortune as a deck-chair dude on the beach in Rehoboth. As so often, capitalism is the true corroder of prejudice.

Roger that. It’s a little late for me, but I just thought I’d pass this along for the benefit of my younger, hotter readers.

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