CELL PHONE UPDATE….Hey, New York City has banned cell phone use at “public performances, including plays, movies and concerts, and in galleries and museums.” Is this sort of trivial? Is it unenforcable? Maybe even a little silly?

Sure, but good for them anyway. Even if it’s just a PR effort, it’s about time someone stood up and officially told these all-too-numerous yo-yos that in the adult world there’s a time and a place for everything. Movie theaters and cell phones just don’t mix.

And in other cell phone news, Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak is moving out of his house because his cell phone doesn’t work there. Really.

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