Car Convulsions

CAR CONVULSIONS….I went out a couple of hours ago to buy some groceries and put gas in my car, and when I tried to start up the car after filling it up it went into convulsions. The windows went up and down, the blinkers went on and off, the dome light flashed, and engine itself did — nothing. Bummer. I don’t know if this is just what my car does when the battery goes dead, or if it’s something more serious. Probably the latter, right?

Anyway, I bought my groceries and then walked home, so here I am. Tomorrow I’ll call AAA and have the car towed down to the dealer to get the bad news. I can’t wait.

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