A reader has suggested some reply to the economics-themed valentines that Justin Wolfers summarizes here. I made a half-hearted stab and then realized, “Hey, let’s make this a contest!” Leave your suggestions in comments. To get things started, here’s what I came up with in 10 minutes, including handy links to research where appropriate:
When it comes to you, I’ll never be a swing voter.
You and me are just like democracies. Always at peace.
Our love is all surge and no decline.
You talk so sexy that I’ll never, ever invoke cloture.
[Cross-posted at The Monkey Cage]