Okay, a brief break from football-induced concussions and brutal homophobia in Africa. Here’s a link to “Things That Should Fall Out Of A Piñata At A Cinco De Mayo Party,” from The Awl.
Said items include:
25) Coupons for candy
24) Pictures of people hitting a piñata from a different piÃ±ata party. Everyone will assume they are from your piÃ±ata party and it will come across as very clever
23) Dozens of smaller piñatas
See? Everything’s going to be all right!*
*probably not, actually