Observe the golden tongue of the chief magistrate of the republic. President Lyndon Johnson orders pants, 1964:

His directions to the Haggar clothing company are very, ah, anatomically specific. How helpful.

Happy Presidents Day.

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Daniel Luzer is the news editor at Governing Magazine and former web editor of the Washington Monthly. Find him on Twitter: @Daniel_Luzer