Since we are all in Foreign Policy Hell this week, some of us may be struggling to reacquire the language and B.S-detector skills so commonly honed to a fine edge during the height of the Iraq War. Fortunately, Micah Zenko of Foreign Policy has provided a “translation guide” that may prove immediately useful. Here’s a sample:

“We’re evaluating the situation”: We still haven’t done anything….

“All options are on the table”: Bombs.

“We welcome this debate”: After harnessing the federal government’s resources to hide the issue, we’re going to dilute it with adjectives, already-public information, and selective leaking.

“I’m not in a position to comment here”: An anonymous “official” can fill you in via a well-placed leak momentarily.

“I will look into that”: I probably won’t look into that, but feel free to ask again at tomorrow’s press briefing.

Zenko doesn’t get into the special Foreign Policy-Speak meaning of regular old English words like “robust” and “developing,” but perhaps there will be additional installments of this service.

Ed Kilgore

Ed Kilgore is a political columnist for New York and managing editor at the Democratic Strategist website. He was a contributing writer at the Washington Monthly from January 2012 until November 2015, and was the principal contributor to the Political Animal blog.