In honor of the death of the Benghazi conspiracy theories, I give you The Marines’ Hymn.

I do think that Charles Pierce is a bit optimistic. This parrot may be tired and shagged out after a long squawk, but it is probably a zombie parrot.

There is some sense in which the Benghazi conspiracy theories will and can never actually die.

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Martin Longman is the web editor for the Washington Monthly. See all his writing at ProgressPond.com