With the startling announcement that Pope Benedict XVI is resigning (the first voluntary papal abdication in over half a millennium) due to “frailty,” I guess the only appropriate song is Tom Lehrer performing “Vatican Rag” in 1967.

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Ed Kilgore, a contributing editor of the Washington Monthly, is a columnist for New York.