THAT STATEMENT IS NOW INOPERATIVE….Chad Orzel says:

If I had a billion dollars….well, I’d probably squander it on sports teams, or tropical islands, or buying my own college. But if I had two billion dollars, I’d use some of the money to run for President on the “That’s a Damn Lie” ticket. I wouldn’t have any particular platform, I’d just buy tv ads pointing out every time one of the major-party candidates lied. Or, more practically, I’d hire the guys from Spinsanity to do it, as they could probably manage the job without saying “fuck” quite so often.

My kind of rant.

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