INSTANT ANALYSIS….You’re probably all wondering how I managed to blog about President Bush’s press conference so quickly, aren’t you? Well, I have some very high technology at my disposal.

It’s called a “television.” And not just any television, mind you, it’s an itty-bitty little television that I bought for my study so that I can watch George Bush and type at the same time! So when the press conference is over, all I have to do is click the Publish button, and my left coast mockery of our president (and press corps) is ready for a waiting world.

Pretty cool, eh?

UPDATE: I also got a radio so that I could listen to Rush Limbaugh. That hasn’t worked out quite as well, though, because….um, I just can’t force myself to listen to the guy. Sorry, but I’m only willing to go just so far in service to my public.