EARTHQUAKE….According to South Knox Bubba, they had an earthquake out in the vicinity of Knoxville this morning. 4.5 on the Richter scale.

Ha ha ha. We don’t even notice anything below about 7.0 out here, SKB. You wake up in the morning and your garage has collapsed? Rebuild it and stop whining!

Sheesh. I’m not even sure I could get to sleep each night if we didn’t have our evening 4.5. That’s why California is the economic powerhouse of the country, by the way: we’re tough out here.