HISTORY….From page 228 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix:

History of Magic was by common consent the most boring subject ever devised by Wizard-kind. Professor Binns, their ghost teacher, had a wheezy, droning voice that was almost guaranteed to cause severe drowsiness within ten minutes, five in warm weather.

Sheesh. Even in the Harry Potter books history can’t catch a break….

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