German Wieners

GERMAN WIENERS….Pedantry ? truly bringing fresh new meaning to the word “pedantry” ? reports that German men have smaller penises than other Europeans. Although they deny it, of course.

But then, they would, wouldn’t they? I think George Bush knew it all along.

POSTSCRIPT: I can’t believe that the warhawk side of the blogosphere hasn’t picked up on this yet. Even I can see that this is simply too good for a Europhobe to pass up, so I absolve all warbloggers in advance for any and all levels of vulgarity and childishness that they bring to the task of reporting this story. Go to it, boys and girls.

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