MODERN TIMES….Earlier today at Calpundit HQ:

ME: I’m going to the movies. I’ll be back in time for the game.

THE MISSUS: OK. What time is it?

ME: 3:30. And I know you’ll have some divided loyalties here, but I expect you to fully support your husband’s team.

MISSUS: Oh. Are they playing Cal?

ME: Yeah. But look, that’s how it goes when you get married. You leave your parents behind and adopt your husband’s football loyalties.

MISSUS: Wait a second. How come you don’t adopt my football loyalties?

Can you believe anything so ridiculous? Where’s the Moral Majority when you need them?

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