A DENIAL FOR ALL SEASONS….Prince Charles denied allegations today as “risible” and “untrue.”

Hmmm, that sounds juicy. So what exactly did he deny doing? Sorry, can’t say.

Oh. Well, who made the allegations? Sorry, there’s an injunction against telling you that too.

But I thought you’d all like to know anyway. Whatever it is that he did, he didn’t do it. OK?

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