Happy New Year

HAPPY NEW YEAR!….Marian’s family has a tradition that even numbered years are good ones, which means that 2004 should be especially good since it’s not just even, but all its digits are even. And you know what that means, don’t you?

Sure you do: it means George Bush gets the Big Boot back to Crawford in November! Yeah baby!

Happy New Year everyone!

(And we’ll start the year with USC kicking Michigan back into the Central effete Eastern Time Zone in the Rose Bowl. Go Trojans!)

UPDATE: What was that about no defense? I guess those cornfed midwesterners aren’t as tough as they like to think, are they? On to November!

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