Breakfast

BREAKFAST….Just in case eating donuts is too much hassle, you can now drink your donuts. God bless America.

In other news, Jenna Bush stuck out her tongue at a photographer, a drunken flight attendant attacked a passenger, Michael Jackson denied he’s the father of quadruplets, and Britney Spears’ fiance had another baby with his former girlfriend.

Welcome to summer.

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