Bush Indicted!!!

BUSH INDICTED!!!….Via Teresa Nielsen Hayden, I see that the top search term on Technorati at the moment is “Bush indictment.” Oh happy day!

Actually it’s even better than that. Check this out from Arctic Beacon:

[Based on testimony from Colin Powell], sources close to the federal grade jury probe also allegedly told Heneghen a host of administration figures besides Bush were also indicted, including Vice-President Richard Cheney, Chief of Staff Andrew Card, Cheney Chief of Staff I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, former Attorney General John Ashcroft, imprisoned New York Times reporter Judith Miller and former Senior Cheney advisor Mary Matalin.

How cool is that? But wait! There’s more!

Arctic Beacon also reports on Sherman Skolnick, “a long time Chicago ?judge buster? with a 40 year history of investigating judicial criminality,” who says that Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens was in Chicago this weekend trying to “prevent a national catastrophe” by finding a way quash the indictments. Stout man.

But that’s not all. Hang on to your hats, because Skolnick has more. Much more!

Did you know that the the media empire gets their pulp and other newsprint from Canadian Jesuit facilities, by way of a perpetual contract originally signed by the King of England in the 19th Century? I’ll bet you didn’t. What’s more ? and yes, this is somehow related ? a bipartisan committee of 40 Democrats and 30 Republicans is preparing a resolution of impeachment against George Bush! As well they should, since apparently the Bush family and the Queen of England share a bank account containing $100 billion (arranged via Alan Greenspan’s “secret code.”) And guess who else is a part owner of this bank account? Saddam Hussein!!!

There’s also some stuff about Mossad and the King of Spain agreeing to turn over parts of Mexico to the United States. No, wait. It’s the other way around. We’re giving southern California, Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas to Mexico. Bummer.

Skolnick’s other site links to a report that General Kevin Byrnes, who was allegedly fired recently for having an extramarital affair, was actually plotting a coup against Bush and was captured by the counter-coup forces. However, other coup leaders are continuing their preparations. So expect trouble.

That’s today’s news. Admit it: wasn’t this much more entertaining than the actual news?