Breaking News

BREAKING NEWS….The lead story on the local Channel 2 news at 6 pm was a helicopter report ? a helicopter report! ? about a baby locked in a car. The baby was in no danger, police officers were there, and they were apparently just waiting for a locksmith to arrive and open the car.

I am not making this up.

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