Torture: Nothing to Lose Sleep Over

TORTURE: NOTHING TO LOSE SLEEP OVER….Shorter Max Boot: Torture? It’s not so bad! After all, we torture our own soldiers! Saddam tortured worse than us! We’ve only killed .02% of the inmates under our control! That’s no gulag! It’s just a few bad apples! And it’s yielded valuable information! Trust us on that!

I think Sullivan needs a new award for writers who are able to pack the highest number of vacuous and robotic talking points into a single 700-word op-ed. We can call it the Max Boot Memorial Cretinism Award.