15 SECONDS OF FAME TIMES TEN MILLION….The Washington Post has a story today about the finalists in the DC Metro’s contest to be the new and improved disembodied voice that says “The doors are opening. Please stand back so that customers may exit the train. When boarding, please move to the center of the car.”

You can hear all ten finalists here. Unrequited Narcissism has appropriate commentary here.

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