MAN BITES DOG….From the Toledo Blade: “Documents filed Monday in Seneca County Common Pleas Court show that John I. Rocko, aka Rocko the police dog, received a bachelor of science degree in criminal justice last year.”

But that’s not the best part. Turns out the police chief got a degree from the same school. Guess who got the better grades?

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