GOOD OL’ BOY PHOBIA….Stephen Bainbridge claims to be a conservative, but I’m not so sure after reading this list. Sure, I’d prefer a nice, fat housecat to a golden retriever, I don’t really care about the whole wine and cigars thing, and I thought Crimes and Misdemeanors was a pretty good movie. Other than that, though, I’m pretty much on board.

Of course, there’s still the whole politics thing to work out, but I guess we can leave that for another day.