MULTIPLE CHOICE QUIZ….Rep. Jon Porter, who recently hopped the Baghdad Shuttle to chat with our guys on the ground, reports back:

The Nevada Republican, who returned Tuesday from his fourth trip to Iraq, met with U.S. Army Gen. David Petraeus, U.S. Ambassador Ryan Crocker, Iraqi Deputy President Tariq al-Hashimi and Iraqi Deputy Prime Minister Barham Saleh.

“To a person, they said there would be genocide, gas prices in the U.S. would rise to eight or nine dollars a gallon, al-Qaida would continue its expansion, and Iran would take over that portion of the world if we leave,” Porter said Wednesday in a phone interview from Las Vegas.

There are two possibilities here: (a) Petraeus and Crocker really did say that stuff, or (b) Porter is lying. If it’s the former, then Petraeus and Crocker have pretty plainly decided to become frothing administration attack dogs on Iraq, not honest brokers. If it’s the latter, Petraeus and Crocker ought to be plenty pissed. Which is it?