A FEW WEE QUESTIONS….What did Ann Coulter mean when she said Christianity is “more like Federal Express”? What did George Bush mean when he suggested that Iran’s nuclear program might bring on World War III? What did Rudy Giuliani mean when he told an Iowa audience, “If we are not careful and you don’t elect me, this country will be to the left of France”? Why is John McCain upset about the amount of money we’re spending studying the DNA of Montana bears?

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