McCain’s Homes

McCAIN’S HOMES….John McCain isn’t sure how many homes he owns?

Could be anywhere from four to ten, I guess, and liberals are predictably kicking up a fuss.

But look: it’s easy to get confused about this stuff. I’m not even sure how many homes I own. You’d think the answer would be one, but a while back we inherited another home. Does that count? Actually, we only inherited half of the home. And we’re selling it anyway. And just to make this even more McCain-like, it’s in Sedona. So do we own one home? Two homes? One and a half homes?

See? It gets confusing. So leave the poor guy alone. McCain’s homes are probably all in Cindy’s name anyway, so technically he doesn’t own any homes. Isn’t that sad?