Found: GOP caucus theme song

FOUND: GOP CAUCUS THEME SONG…. The “Party of No” theme has always been pretty descriptive when applied to congressional Republicans, but wouldn’t it be even better if their governing philosophy could be put to music?

Groucho Marx first sang this in 1932, but it’s certainly applicable eight decades later.

For those of you who can’t watch clips from your work computers, here are the lyrics:

I don’t know what they have to say,
It makes no difference anyway,
Whatever it is, I’m against it.
No matter what it is or who commenced it,
I’m against it.

Your proposition may be good,
But let’s have one thing understood,
Whatever it is, I’m against it.
And even when you’ve changed it or condensed it,
I’m against it.

I’m opposed to it,
On general principle, I’m opposed to it.

For months before my son was born,
I used to yell from night to morn,
Whatever it is, I’m against it.
And I’ve kept yelling since I first commenced it,
I’m against it!

It might as well have been custom made for the Republican National Committee.

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