Thank goodness for government-run health care on Capitol Hill

THANK GOODNESS FOR GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE ON CAPITOL HILL…. About 20 minutes into yesterday’s right-wing rally on the Hill in opposition to health care reform, one of the protestors suffered a heart attack. Fortunately, as Dana Milbank reported, medical professionals were able to respond quickly.

Medical personnel from the Capitol physician’s office — an entity that could, quite accurately, be labeled government-run health care — rushed over, attaching electrodes to his chest and giving him oxygen and an IV drip.

This turned into an unwanted visual for the speakers, as a D.C. ambulance and firetruck, lights flashing, pulled in just behind the lawmakers. A path was made through the media section, and the patient, attended to by about 10 government medical personnel, was being wheeled away on a stretcher just as House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) stepped to the microphone. […]

By the time it was over, medics had administered government-run health care to at least five people in the crowd who were stricken as they denounced government-run health care.

As far as I can tell, neither the conservative lawmakers or the far-right protestors actually voiced opposition to the government health care services, or called on the elimination of the Capitol physician’s office. Government-run health care — the scourge the Republicans assembled to denounce — may be poised to contribute to the end of Western civilization, but it can also apparently be pretty helpful and effective.

On a related note, I can’t help but wonder how many of the lawmakers who spoke at yesterday’s rally also like to stop by the Office of the Attending Physician — the elaborate, government-run health care office conveniently located between the House and Senate chambers, staffed with a team of medical professionals who are “standing by, on-call and ready to provide Congress with some of the country’s best and most efficient government-run health care.”

Rep. Mike Pence (R-Ind.), for example, hates government-run, taxpayer-subsidized health care, but he just loves the Office of the Attending Physician on the Hill.

I don’t imagine this came up during yesterday’s speeches. I wonder why.

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