Oh, where is Christine O’Donnell when you want to hear from her?

Well something is rotten in Denmark. According to an article in the Copenhagen Post:

An Aalborg University professor and at least three other men and one woman have been caught on tape holding a steamy orgy on campus.

The orgies have reportedly been going on for an extended period of time in the room located in the university basement.

The professor has been reprimanded but will be allowed to keep his position at the university. “What consenting people get up to in their spare time is none of my business,” said university rector Finn Kjærsdam. “But we’re responsible for all university facilities, and we cannot and will not have things like that going on here.”

How adorably Scandinavian of him to be concerned only with the potential damage to university facilities that could result from orgies.

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Daniel Luzer

Daniel Luzer is the news editor at Governing Magazine and former web editor of the Washington Monthly. Find him on Twitter: @Daniel_Luzer