Bad Romance?

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Apparently Lady Gaga (right) has a very specific alma mater in mind for her next fling. According to a piece by Gordon Smart in The Sun:

Lady Gaga has revealed what it takes to get her into the sack. The singer said: “It ranges from a really big d*** to a degree at Harvard.” Gaga added to her list: “Talent and perseverance and pushing the boundaries of love and acceptance.”

Gaga, who briefly attended NYU, declined to explain why Harvard is such an attractive characteristic for her.

The preference does, however, leave her with a wide variety of potential suitors, including New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, entertainer Conan O’Brien, Unabomber Ted Kaczynski, billionaire philanthropist David Rockefeller, retired Supreme Court Justice David Souter, and the (now single) former vice president of the United States, Al Gore.

Her current boyfriend, model Taylor Kinney, studied business management at West Virginia University. [Image via]

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Daniel Luzer

Daniel Luzer is the news editor at Governing Magazine and former web editor of the Washington Monthly. Find him on Twitter: @Daniel_Luzer