. . . albeit in the not-exactly-crucial demographic of cartoon villains and their amusingly creepy sidekicks. To paraphrase Mia Farrow in The Purple Rose of Cairo, they’re fictional, but you can’t have everything!

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Kathleen Geier is a writer and public policy researcher who lives in Chicago. She blogs at Inequality Matters. Find her on Twitter: @Kathy_Gee