Lunch Buffet

I shuddered empathetically when reading about this morning’s suspension of service on three Metro lines running from Northern Virginia (it was all about an equipment malfunction at Foggy Bottom; no one was hurt so far as we know). I used to ride in from Virginia Square or Ballston every day.

Here are some less frustrating midday news/views treats:

* Seymour Hersh convulses Washington with thinly sourced claim U.S. (and Obama) lied about how it discovered and killed Obama bin Laden. More about that later.

* Huckabee says his shilling for phony medical cures so 2014, and besides, nobody’s perfect.

* Hollywood celebrities not exactly being role models on water use.

* Excellent Paul Waldman take on Jeb Bush’s Liberty commencement speech, including Jeb’s outstanding dog whistle accusing progressives of planning their next “great leap forward.”

* Mark Halperin has gotten himself into some real trouble. More about that later, too.

And in non-political news:

* As feared, bad weekend for tornadoes; at least 5 dead in Texas and Arkansas.

As we break for lunch, I was already going to feature this song, but MuddyLee’s endorsement clinched it: here are the Animals with their twist on an old John Lee Hooker song, “I’m Mad Again.” Mick Jagger covered this song briefly in the bizarre 1970 movie Performance.

Ed Kilgore

Ed Kilgore, a Monthly contributing editor, is a columnist for the Daily Intelligencer, New York magazine’s politics blog, and the managing editor for the Democratic Strategist.