EQUALITY FOR ALL….Mindles Dreck agrees that gays and straights should be treated the same. But since gay marriage is such a hot button, he suggests we take a different tack to achieve equality: let’s get rid of straight marriage!

Something tells me that’s not going to fly. Next.

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