YET MORE PROOF THAT LIBERALS ARE BETTER THAN CONSERVATIVES….Every year the Princeton Review ranks American colleges on several dozen measures, and every year nobody cares about any of these measures except one: what’s the top party school in the country? So let’s get that out of the way:

  1. University of Colorado, Boulder

  2. University of Wisconsin-Madison

  3. Indiana University – Bloomington

  4. University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

  5. Washington and Lee University

  6. The University of Texas at Austin

  7. The University of the South

  8. DePauw University

  9. St. Bonaventure University

  10. University of Florida

Note that there’s not a single college on this list west of the Rockies. We West Coasters have long been slandered as just a bunch of laid back slackers, but it’s pretty obvious that it’s actually the Midwest and the South who are the problem children, isn’t it?

Conversely, the school with the hardest studying students is Lotus Land’s very own Caltech, with Scripps also making the list at #6. By contrast with the party animals, virtually all of the hard studying colleges are on the East and West coasts.

The conclusion is obvious: blue states are earnest and hard working, red states are drunken party animals who shouldn’t be trusted with the car keys. That kinda takes the mystery out of why they vote Republican, doesn’t it?