Cassius Was Wrong

CASSIUS WAS WRONG….The pointy-headed intellectuals of the blogosphere may be outraged by this, but I for one think that publishing horoscopes for all the Democratic candidates is a brilliant move. My favorite is John Kerry’s:

John Kerry, born on Dec. 11, 1943, is a Sagittarius with four Gemini planets in the public relationship sector of his birth chart.

There’s a PR sector in astrological birth charts? Who knew? I wonder how strong Ari Fleischer’s PR sector was?

Anyway, lighten up, folks. I thought it was pretty funny, and probably about as accurate as most political reporting. Maybe Erin Sullivan can do charts for prominent bloggers next.

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