Best of Luck, Karl

Remember South Carolina, 2000? I do. Watch your back. Because when you least expect it, I will rip your trachea from your neck and make a flute from it.
John McCain
p.s.Offer is still good on helping out my campaign.
p.p.s.I’m serious about the trachea/flute thing.

Remember when you sent Andy and me to see Ashcroft in the hospital to get him to sign that document … what was that all about, anyway?
Alberto Gonzales

Support Nonprofit Journalism

If you enjoyed this article, consider making a donation to help us produce more like it. The Washington Monthly was founded in 1969 to tell the stories of how government really works—and how to make it work better. Fifty years later, the need for incisive analysis and new, progressive policy ideas is clearer than ever. As a nonprofit, we rely on support from readers like you.

Yes, I’ll make a donation