An alternate universe

AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE…. It’s a close contest, to be sure, but I’d argue that of the various sycophant hacks still singing George W. Bush’s praises, none is quite as embarrassing as Fred Barnes, the Weekly Standard editor and Fox News contributor. He’s fully immersed himself into a virtual-reality world in which Bush and Cheney are triumphant heroes, wrapping two successful terms.

Slate‘s Jacob Weisberg noted this morning that it’s a “brainteaser” to come up with “ways, however minor, in which Bush changed government, politics, or the world for the better.” But while credible historians debate whether Bush is an abysmal president or the most abysmal president, there’s Barnes. In his latest gem, published in the new issue of his magazine, Barnes insists Bush’s presidency “was far more successful than not,” and Bush’s “courage” not only “merits special recognition,” it exceeds that of Ronald Reagan. Seriously.

To prove his point, Barnes points to Bush’s “ten great achievements”:

1. Bush stood up to “global warming hysteria,” and helped undermine the agenda of “alarmists.”

2. He endorsed “enhanced interrogation,” “secret prisons,” and “wireless eavesdropping.”

3. He seized unprecedented executive authority, and ignored congressional attempts at oversight.

4. He offered “unswerving support for Israel.”

5. He signed the No Child Left Behind initiative.

6. He delivered his second inaugural address.

7. He signed the Medicare prescription drug benefit.

8. He pushed the Supreme Court even further to the right.

9. He improved U.S. relations with Japan, South Korea, and Australia.

10. He created a “fragile but functioning democracy” in Iraq.

Note, of course, that lists of some of Bush’s biggest failures also contain some of these same “achievements.”

I wonder what the weather is like in Fred Barnes’ universe.